Alessandro Francesconi: from hairy weirdo to cool muscle guy

 

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Alessandro Francesconi always gave the impression that he didn't really care about his appearance in the photos he shared with the public. In this original photo, we see a messy, overly hairy young man who pulled out his childhood Speedo swimsuit and put it on, even though it barely fits. It's disrespectful to the photo's future viewers. Therefore, in the improved version, I had to fix many things besides his muscles, which are also not perfect. The long hair remains but in a much more orderly style, and there is only a little body hair left down there, which is more aesthetically pleasing. Alessandro Francesconi also received a new Speedo swimsuit from me, which fits him better and doesn't look so worn and outdated.

Aron Calbert's muscles became much more visible

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Aron Calbert's original photo was taken in a studio under scandalously poor lighting conditions, and judging by the state of his muscles and the number on his posing trunks, on the day of a bodybuilding competition. A photographer who handles light and shadow so poorly has no business in the profession. I hope Aron Calbert didn’t pay for this photo shoot but got it for free. I've heard that certain bodybuilding competition organizers offer free photo shoots as gifts to the competitors, which only seems like a nice, friendly gesture: in reality, they later sell these photos. To cut to the chase, the point is that in the improved version, the lighting is much better, making Aron’s muscles much more visible. I replaced his face with a nicer and smarter version, and I removed the tackily stuck-on number from his posing trunks. If this really was a free photo shoot for the competitors, then I must tell the organizers that they should regret not photographing Aron and the other competitors under better lighting conditions, because better photos can be more easily sold to magazines and agencies. If they want to exploit the competitors, they should at least do it in a more professional way.

Susumu Muroyama got a better body and a more comfortable underwear

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Susumu Muroyama is a Japanese influencer who doesn't fit the Japanese stereotype of working hard from morning till night. He envisions his life as showing off his body in minimal clothing and getting paid for it. His original photo is actually a sponsorship, which means a company paid him to wear that very tight underwear and show off in it to his followers. Those who don't want to make a living from hard work but from influencing must sometimes take on such things. In the original photo, you can almost read from Susumu's face how much he dislikes having to wear such tight underwear, which makes his already small genitals look even smaller. Not to mention, his body is not perfect either. That's why in the improved version, Susumu has a sexier body, a better face with trendier facial hair, and more comfortable underwear. Of course, he is still just a tool for the sponsors who can do whatever they want with him, but at least in the improved photo, his genitals don't look so small.

I gave Mark Dugdale a bigger dick

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Mark Dugdale has long been a subject of jokes and ridicule on the internet, obviously because his balls and penis are incredibly small. Just look at his posing trunks on the original picture! Whether steroid use made his genitals so small or it was always small, we don't know. But it doesn't matter. The point is that I felt sorry for Mark Dugdale, so I decided that in the improved photo, his bulge would be much bigger. After many years of mockery, he truly deserves this much. I didn't really need to change his muscles, just made some minor corrections, and since he's balding, I also restored his hairline as a bonus.

I made this Ukrainian gymnast compete in a thong

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I am using Illia Kovtun, the Ukrainian gymnast, to demonstrate how men's gymnastics competitions could be made more interesting. There is no political message in choosing a young Ukrainian man as the subject of my demonstration, as what I describe applies to all male gymnasts. I believe that if all male gymnasts wore only a tight thong, the viewership of gymnastics competitions would drastically increase. If it were up to me, I would certainly change the competition regulations and make this the mandatory attire for participants. The athletes would probably feel uncomfortable because we would see them almost naked, but the emphasis is on "almost." The only part of their body considered intimate is between their legs, and this would be fully covered by the thong. Criticisms that this strips them of their human dignity would not be valid. Moreover, the minimal clothing would make performing the routines easier since there would be nothing for the competitors to potentially get tangled in.

If anyone wonders how I knew the exact size of the thong bulge to edit onto the young man, I have to say that this Ukrainian gymnast has an OnlyFans page, and that's how I am aware of his intimate measurements.

Russian steroid monster beautified

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It's terrible what steroids can do—especially in stupid people like this young Russian man who doesn't know how to use them properly. The most noticeable side effect is the so-called steroid gut, which can be seen in the original picture. Of course, this was the first thing I corrected on this unfortunate individual. I also had a lot of work to do on his face before I turned that horrible raw material into such a handsome young man. If this Russian had any sense, he would look like he does in the improved photo.

Alan Valdez got posers from me so that the internet wouldn't laugh at him

 

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Poverty can drive people to do many things—who better understands this than the Mexican Alan Valdez? Not many bodybuilders or fitness persons are willing to do completely nude photo shoots, only those who really need the money. Of course, we know that these young men often do many things for money in private, and I'm sure Alan Valdez has already worked in hotel rooms providing certain services. But a nude photo shoot is different because these photos are public, they end up online, and the individual's family, friends, and acquaintances can easily find them by googling Alan Valdez’s name.

If Alan was paid based on the length of his penis for the shoot, he probably didn’t earn much, and that’s exactly my concern. The poor young man needed the money so badly that he had to agree to publicly showcase this not-so-long penis. I reduced his embarrassment by giving him tight posers that hide the small thing. Because his body is otherwise very good! I barely had to make any changes to it. I modified his face only because my blog is about making people even more beautiful and better—even if they are already close to perfect. Alan Valdez’s musculature is definitely close to perfect, but his intimate size is not so much. That’s a fact, and there’s no need to take offense.