Public lesson for Rodopod: How to look better

 

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Rodopod, or by his real name Rodolfo Lozano, envisions his life being supported by his fans forever – or he believes that he can gather enough money from Instagram sponsors and OnlyFans subscribers to last a lifetime. Well, dear Rodopod, the reality is that you won't be able to profit from this body for the rest of your life.

It's not your fault that your face isn't very attractive; that's just how you were born. But you should have worked much harder on your body! Your abs are terrible; there's not even a hint of a six-pack. Your thighs are too fatty; the thickness is okay, but it should be pure muscle. Your chest, shoulders, and biceps are more or less fine, to say something positive. This thong or whatever it is doesn't suit you; visible pubic hair was last considered attractive in 1980. That's why I put you in a blue professional posing trunk, which – as you can see – highlights your attributes much more advantageously. If you looked like this, you'd quickly earn enough money for a lifetime.